Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...