Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...