List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!