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Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
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Early withdrawals
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When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
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Murphy said to his daughter
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