Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...