One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...