5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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