Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...