What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...