Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...