Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...