Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...