A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...