The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...