What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...