The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...