What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
A Hippo What?
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Please show the I.D.
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Do you know me?
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Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
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Help me Doc!
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When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.