Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...