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One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
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Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
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Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
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Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...