Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!