African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.