I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....