Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!