A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...