Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...