What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Satanic Barney Proof
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The 5th floor!
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Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
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AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
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