Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.