My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...