Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...