A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...