On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Computers are male
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Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....