I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...