So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...