Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...