I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...