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What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
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Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Bumper Stickers
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A drunk orders himself a beer
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A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Famous Sports Quotes.
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Pondering old age
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