Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Road-killed lawyer
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...