Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...