The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...