Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...