Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!