The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...