Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...