Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Solving a dispute
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Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...