Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...