Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...