A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...