Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...