Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...