Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.