Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...